jeffie ([info]chikkiboo) wrote in [info]tmi_chix,
2005-04-26 19:15:00
Oh Jesus, you guys.

My period should be starting tomorrow, but I've been on the lookout for any "sooners."  I just went in the bathroom, took a shit, wiped off, and came back with bright red blood on the toilet paper.  Got a fresh bit, wiped the front, nothing - it's coming from the rear exit.  Must've torn something.

I get up to flush and the left-behinds are in the exact shape of an erect cock and balls.

I feel violated.  I just got anally raped by a poo ghost.

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[info]velvetechos

April 26 2005, 17:39:05 UTC 7 years ago

I'm sorry. I find that hilarious. I also love your icon. Hot. Who is that? =-D

[info]chikkiboo

April 26 2005, 17:51:14 UTC 7 years ago

An anonymous clubgoer drinking at Sammy's On The Bowery in 1943. Photo by Weegee. I think she's the prettiest girl.

[info]aechei

April 26 2005, 17:41:06 UTC 7 years ago

best
post
ever


and sorry about your ass. ive been having that a lot lately and it sux.

[info]zaphod_groupie

April 26 2005, 17:43:31 UTC 7 years ago

I love this community. Posts like this are the reason why.

[info]mschilepepper

April 26 2005, 18:02:54 UTC 7 years ago

I would so totally use your last two sentences as a sig line if I could! :D

*offers ointment for your bum*

[info]darkbunny

April 26 2005, 18:57:23 UTC 7 years ago

It was a fecal demon.

[info]tenlegspider

June 4 2005, 14:39:49 UTC 6 years ago

Heh, you attracted Ghastly's attention.

[info]wolf_kells

April 26 2005, 20:08:02 UTC 7 years ago

OMG, I'm sorry about what you're going through, but your post is too $@%&*# funny. (A POO ghost?) No, really ... that IS sympathy that you glimpse through my hysterical laughter. Really.

*grin*

[info]cabbagemedley

April 27 2005, 03:42:29 UTC 7 years ago

My flatmate just knocked on the door to see if I was okay, I hooted so loudly. Absolutely beautiful post.
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