mostly because I really can't tell this to anyone else:
I was complimenting my fiance on his hair cut when I noticed that his beard looked a lot shorter. I asked why he cut it so short, thinking that he made a mistake or misjudged what he was doing like he has before. his response?
I wanted to go down on you without tickling your asshole.
this is both one the most romantic and hilarious things he has said to me.
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