Before I begin, I'm going to assume you've all seen the cat macro with happy cat and his "I can has cheezburger?" quotation, yes? Yes.
Having snuggled with the boy before he went home, I found myself a bit horny. I haven't read erotica in a while and I used to LOVE it, so I decided to check some out. I went to an old favorite site and began looking through the amateur written pieces. Along with the title, there are usually a few lines listed so you can tell if you like the writing style. After passing a few stories, I ran into this:
Over time at the office
I has a ton of paperwork that needs to be done by
9am and needs to stay after to finish when Pam and
Cherie helps him out...
I can has erotica?
After seeing that, I was beginning to get out of the mood. I finally found two stories that looked decent and opened them. The first began quite seductively, but then the object of the female main character's sexual prowess was revealed to be a 57 year old woman.
I began reading the next story, which began with a young college age girl discussing her love of giving oral sex with another person in her class.
Who turned out to be the teacher.
Who is a 64 year old woman.